Peter: “I moved my birthday celebration so that you guys can do something on Valentine’s Day”
Me: “Oh… Er…”
Peter: “Oh puhleeees tell me that you ARE doing something on Valentine’s Day!!”
Me: “Err… I dunno.. Should I be the one who initiates it?”
Peter: “Oh gawd. If he doesn’t do anything, you should break up with him.”
Me: [Nervous laugh]…..